Silicon Valleys

On a hot summers day we went to the beach
Getting a tan – looking at the babes
There sure were some lovely peaches around
But, hey wait a minute something’s not quite right
Mother Nature doesn’t really make them that big
Especially when the rest of the body doesn’t seem to fit

Silicon Valleys, solid as a rock
Silicon Valleys, like a mountain top
No bouncing and wobbling when you’re jumping around
They even stand up when you’re lying down

I know I’m not the fittest guy in town
I know I don’t have good looks on my side
But everything you see is the real me
And all I ever needed to be
Every little wrinkle that you see on my face
Is because I’m always smiling and I don’t get younger with age

Silicon Valleys, solid as a rock
Silicon Valleys, like a mountain top
No bouncing and wobbling when you’re jumping around
They even stand up when you’re lying down

The moral of the story if there ever was one
You don’t need surgery to have a lot of fun
You only need some loving and a heart that’s true
Some people around you who cares about you
True happiness doesn’t come with a knife
And a price tag of 5000 dollars at a time

Silicon Valleys, solid as a rock
Silicon Valleys, like a mountain top
No bouncing and wobbling when you’re jumping around
They even stand up when you’re lying
Lying down